Yay, my official school year is over. So I celebrated by making a silly picture. Enjoy ๐
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Breaking Something
Posted by spritzophrenia on November 27, 2011
Posted in humor, humour | Tagged: Bfreaking Dawn, Breaking Wind Poster, poster, Twilight | 5 Comments »
Funny and Weird
Posted by spritzophrenia on January 10, 2011
When God comes down to do miraculous things, people fall over. Or is it just that religion makes people weird? A little while back I wrote about my experience of NOT being “Slain in the Spirit”, as pentecostals like to call it. If you want to see an extreme version of this, here are two hilarious videos featuring Benny Hinn. Hinn is somewhat controversial as he preaches a “health and wealth” message which many Christians consider goes counter to the actual teaching of Jesus. “God wants you rich”, and needless to say, Hinn is fairly rich.
Anyway, these are funny.
Benny Hinn, Dark Lord of the Sith:
Great music, “Let the Bodies hit The Floor” by Drowning Pool:
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Posted in agnostic, Christianity, humor, humour | Tagged: Benny Hinn, Benny Hinn Dark Lord of the Sith, Drowning Pool, Funny and Weird, humor, humour, miracle, Slain in the spirit, weird | 17 Comments »
The Universe Is Out To Get Me
Posted by spritzophrenia on December 9, 2010
Funny news, especially in light of our discussion on what “The Universe” might be:
Universe Admits To Wronging Area Man His Entire Life
‘Dave’s Got A Right To Be Angry,’ Says Cosmos “Dave has good reason to say the universe is conspiring against him, because, well, it is,” said the cosmos, acknowledging that it has thwarted Schwartz’s hopes and dreams from the moment of his conception. “He may sound melodramatic when he goes on and on about the whole world having turned against him, but he’s actually not that far off. The forces of time and nature genuinely want him to fail at life, and fail hard.” “So, yes, his anger and frustration are totally understandable,” the universe added. “Pointless and futile, but totally understandable.” |
The rest of the spoof is at the Onion. Seriously though, what do people mean when they talk about “The Universe”? You can read about that here.
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Posted in agnostic, humor, humour | Tagged: God, nature of god, The Universe, The Universe Is Out To Get Me, universe | 1 Comment »
Atheists Have No Songs
Posted by spritzophrenia on November 19, 2010
Check out Steve Martin and a talented Bluegrass ensemble performing a humorous hymn:
Of course, atheists do have songs, I’ve written about atheist music and atheist spirituality.
Even when I was a Christian I came to detest communal singing as a form of worship. So 19th century, dahling. Frankly, I don’t LIKE most christian songs. For me, connecting to the transcendent requires other kinds of music. For example, my friend Ginger’s brand new hard trance track. Go have a listen.
Ailenni | Lost In Love (Original by Legend B)
I think he’s giving it away for free, I will update with the download link once I find it.
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Posted in atheism, humor, humour, spirituality | Tagged: Ailenni Lost in Love, atheism, Steve Martin Atheists Have No Songs | 9 Comments »
Door-to-Door Laughs
Posted by spritzophrenia on November 12, 2010
Everyone else seems to think merely posting a video is a valid “blog”, so I will do likewise ๐ It’s kinda like slapping down a large smelly fish, and saying, “Eat that, I can’t be bothered writing anything”.
Does door-to-door religion bother you? May I present John Safran, an Australian. I think he’s funny.
[Translators note for Americans: When he says “beezniss”, that means “business”. When he says “feer dinkum”, that means “I’m from a small country town, and I really believe this”. I would like to point out that I’m from a different country, and I don’t talk like this at all. Well, not much.]
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Posted in atheism, humor, humour | Tagged: atheism, Door to Door Laughs, door-knocking, humor, humour, John Safran, Mormon, mormonism | 6 Comments »
The Multiverse Returns, or “Daddy, Is There A God”?
Posted by spritzophrenia on November 8, 2010
Some of you may know I’m a fan of webcomics. That’s why I have the link to Dr McNinja down there along with the more “serious” ones. Via Twitter, Iain introduced me to Scenes from a Multiverse:
If you’re wondering what a “multiverse” is, see my preview of The Grand Design.
And while we’re on the topic, I’ll quote one of “The Thirteen Missing Explanatory Links in the Atheist v. Theist Debate” by one of my favorite agnostic bloggers, Prometheus Unbound:
Universe/multiverse. If you are an atheist, the multiverse hypothesis is a godsend. As cosmologist Bernard Carr told Discover magazine, โIf there is only one universe you might have to have a fine-tuner. If you donโt want God, youโd better have a multiverse.โ Like the God hypothesis (or Linus’s Great Pumpkin hypothesis), the multiverse hypothesis is a tidy catch-all for getting out of every thorny dilemma of probability: Life’s beginning? “With God the multiverse all things are possible.” Consciousness? ”Ditto.” If you adopt belief in The Great Pumpkin the multiverse, it makes every implausibility inevitable. But how the multiverse multiplies itself, or ever arrived at its spectacular powers of creation, who knows? If atheists have a god in the closet, it’s Fortuna, their Great Pumpkin.
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Posted in agnostic, god, humor, humour, Sociology | Tagged: agnostic, atheism, atheist vs theist, cartoon, Daddy Is There A God, humor, humour, multiverse, Scenes from a multiverse, spiritual humor, The Multiverse Returns, theism | 12 Comments »
Funny Famous Last Words
Posted by spritzophrenia on November 5, 2010
I came across a very cool little book yesterday, of “fond farewells, deathbed diatribes and exclamations upon expiration”. Some are tragic, some are uplifting, some are plain ironic:
“I wish I had drunk more champagne”John Maynard Keynes The British Keynes was not your average economist. Keynes, whose eponymous theories influenced Roosevelt’s New Deal and the rise of the European welfare state, was also a member of the famously liberated Bloomsbury group. He was politically liberal and sexually liberated, sleeping with many of the bohemian men in his circle and, of course, drinking champagne. Of that, and government spending, Keynes thought there could never be enough. |
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“I’ve Never Felt Better”
Douglas Fairbanks
After suffering a heart attack in 1939 at the age of 57, “The King of Silent Hollywood” (Robin Hood, The Thief of Baghdad, The Mark of Zorro) reassured an attendant while resting at home, then went back to sleep and died that night. Fairbanks was an athletic movie star known for his charm, good looks, and— apparently— an inability to gauge his physical condition.
“The couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist— “
General John Sedgwick
General John Sedgwick was a corps commander of the Army of the Potomac who enjoyed a reputation among his men as a good-humored guy and relentless optimist. At the Battle of the Wilderness, while other men were diving for cover from Confederate sharpshooters, Sedgwick scoffed at the danger, stood up, and caught a bullet in his face.
Some “last words” in the book are official goodbyes, written before the author popped their clogs. Do you have any final words planned? I hope mine will be “Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…”
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Posted in humor, humour, Meaning of Life | Tagged: death, Funny Famous Last Words, humor, humour | 9 Comments »
Twelve Steps for the Recovering New Ager
Posted by spritzophrenia on October 28, 2010
I’ve been researching a popular New Age writer who, it seems to me, hasn’t been entirely honest about her past. More on that in the future. In the meantime, a New Age believer who’s ditched a lot of her former beliefs shared this on one of the forums I was reading.
Twelve Steps for the Recovering New Ager
Step One Step Two Step Three |
This is not a joke. |
Step Four
“Made a searching and fearless disposal of our crystals, tarot decks, incense, angel cards, rising signs, wands, spells, medicine wheels, pendulums and lottery tickets.”
Step Five
“Admitted to God, our Guru and our seminar leader the exact nature of our delusion.”
Step Six
“Were entirely ready to take back our mind, body and spirit.”
Step Seven
“Humbly asked our Higher Power to f**k off.”
Step Eight
“Made a list of all the New Age assholes we’d been nice to and vowed to treat them all like sh#t.”
Step Nine
“Insulted the New Age wherever possible, especially when to do so made us look bad.”
Step Ten
“Continued to take personal inventory and, when we were wrong, promptly relished in it.”
Step Eleven
“Sought through television and newspapers to improve our conscious contact with humanity, concentrating only on our ability to understand what the hell was really happening in the world.”
Step Twelve
“Having avoided a paradigm shift as the result of these steps, we vowed to carry the NAA message to New Agers everywhere and to practice being ordinary in all our affairs.”
You can find lots more here.
By the way, that picture up there? I found it with a random search. The guy is serious!
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Posted in humor, humour, New Age, Sociology | Tagged: 12 Steps, astral projection, ex New Age, humor, humour, New Age, New Age fraud, twelve steps for the recovering new ager | 6 Comments »