Funny news, especially in light of our discussion on what “The Universe” might be:
Universe Admits To Wronging Area Man His Entire Life
‘Dave’s Got A Right To Be Angry,’ Says Cosmos
“Dave has good reason to say the universe is conspiring against him, because, well, it is,” said the cosmos, acknowledging that it has thwarted Schwartz’s hopes and dreams from the moment of his conception. “He may sound melodramatic when he goes on and on about the whole world having turned against him, but he’s actually not that far off. The forces of time and nature genuinely want him to fail at life, and fail hard.”
“So, yes, his anger and frustration are totally understandable,” the universe added. “Pointless and futile, but totally understandable.”
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